Spon: www.cailorfleming.com/ https://chickfilasouthernpark.com/ https://hbkcpa.com/consultants/nicholas-r-odille/ Mt 11:28 Come to me, all you who labor and are burdened, I will give you rest, says the Lord.
Well, now you've gone and done it. He's ticked. Are you happy?
And what's worse, he's disappointed. Yep, our Governor ain't happy with us, yo.
He said so last night in an emergency state of the state address that revealed...um, nothing, actually.
Look man, I've been WAY supportive of how Governor DeWine has been handling this whole nightmare sitch, you feel me? The dude's had my confidence and props for months now. Well, until yesterday, anyway.
He calls this urgent press conference, hinting at a huge revelation. I mean, the hype leading up to this thing was nothing short of that whacky robot on "Lost in Space" who used to scream, "Warning, Will Robinson, danger!" whenever nomads approached...or it was you know, raining or like, Judy got a new hairstyle or something. Either way.
Anyway, there was serious inference all day yesterday that some heavy COVID-19-related mandates were about to shake down, Capisce?
So, at 5:30PM yesterday, we Buckeyes all tuned in to hear him say...not much. In fact, it was kind of a Gubernatorial level "Shame on all y'all."
No mask mandate. No restrictions on swimming or golfing or pub crawls, oh my. There was much ado about nuthin', all right.
The Governor revealed nothing new, offered no strategy or direction and basically doled out a whole lotta, "I'm pretty disappointed in you kids."
Guess what, Daddy-o? I'm none too pleased with you right now either, so there.
Whatever. I really can't take any more of the whole sordid mess. As I told Def Leppard when they asked me in the 1980s, "Are you getting it? Oh really getting it?" Yes, Armageddon it. Are the rest of you?
Okay, one more time for the cheap seats in the back:
-Follow the CDC Guidelines for reducing your risk of contracting COVID-19.
-Stay home if you don't absolutely have to go out.
-Wash your hands a lot (for at least 20 seconds at a time).
-Stay six feet away from the other humans.
-WEAR YOUR STINKING MASK ALREADY PEOPLE!
For the love of Mike, just friggin; do it, sheesh! #CDCGuidelines #WearYourMask #FollowTheRules #SocialDistance #AloneTogether #Pray #Peace