GRATEFUL GIRL'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Life with boys is not for the faint of heart...or psyche...or nose. #seriouslycanthitthetarget
Men may be from Mars; that I can handle.
But do they really have to keep leaving the mayonnaise jar sitting out on the counter all day?
I mean, even Martians know egg-based condiments spoil quickly at room temperature in this atmosphere.
I know that I've waxed philosophical about living with the testosterone twins in the past...but the men in my life have convinced me this week, that it's time for a reboot. Make that a manly, dirty, filthy cowboy boot, yo.
Tune into this space Sunday, when we'll discuss hand towel murders, e-coli inducing cooking methods and days when the only being in my home who understands me is my Boxer, Monica. She is, of course, a girl.
Boycotting Boys Soon
Mt 5:1-12a When Jesus saw the crowds, he went up the mountain, and after he had sat down, his disciples came to him. He began to teach them, saying: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land. Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be satisfied. Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness, for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when they insult you and persecute you and utter every kind of evil against you falsely because of me. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward will be great in heaven."