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At this writing, the wedding of the decade has yet to occur. #RoyalWedding2018
The whole world seems to be obsessed with Prince Harry marrying Meghan Markle. Oops,I suppose I should start referring to them as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
At least, that what most royal watchers assumed Queen Elizabeth would dub them on their wedding day. She gives Princes additional labels when they wed; actually gets the priest to work it into the vows somehow.
Those crazy royals. They’re just so picky about who they’ll call a Princess or a Royal Highness now aren’t they? It’s all quite convoluted, really.
I mean, if he’s going to be King someday, a British Prince’s wife becomes a Princess upon their nuptials, I think. Unless she’s a commoner…or left-handed … or near-sighted … or is a Sagittarius… or had chicken pox as a child… or ever got a speeding ticket.
Then, I’m pretty sure they just call her, like, Chica. #TotallyMadeThatUp
For all the most IMPORTANT details about the biggest bash this side of a Beyonce concert, check out my Sunday column:
"The Princess, Er, Dudette Bride" -- and get the REAL scoop behind Harry and Meghan from a bonafide royalist, yo.
HINT: I'd rather just be a little old commoner.
Ps 16:1-2a and 5, 7-8, 9-10, 11 R. Keep me, O God, for in you I take refuge; I say to the LORD, "My Lord are you." O LORD, my allotted portion and my cup, you it is who hold fast my lot. I bless the LORD who counsels me; even in the night my heart exhorts me. I set the LORD ever before me; with him at my right hand I shall not be disturbed. Therefore my heart is glad and my soul rejoices, my body, too, abides in confidence; Because you will not abandon my soul to the nether world, nor will you suffer your faithful one to undergo corruption. You will show me the path to life, fullness of joys in your presence, the delights at your right hand forever. Alleluia Jn 17:21 May they all be one as you, Father, are in me and I in you, that the world may believe that you sent me, says the Lord.