TP-Gate 2020

Spon: www.cailorfleming.com/ https://chickfilasouthernpark.com/ https://www.hbkcpa.com/consultants/joshua-j-zarlenga/ Ps 122 Let us go rejoicing to the house of the Lord.

Anyone who knows me knows I'm not a hater, yo.

I don't listen to others' opinions about folks; I make up my own mind.

I don't buy into stereotypes, having been on the misguided,  unfortunate (and completely incorrect, BT Dubs) receiving end of so many as an Italian-Irish Catholic gal in my fifty or so trips around the sun.

I don't dabble in preconceived notions or suggestions formed by third parties.

In fact, I try really hard not to judge humans on anything but the way they treat the other humans. That's the only measure that seems fair to me.

So, I refuse to ride the China hate train. I mean, are there things about the government in that country I think are wacko? Sure, but then again, most governments have their own unique measure of nutty, no? I mean, not necessarily North Korea level per say but still.

Any way, I am not all about slinging half-baked accusations anyone's way. 

No sirree. If I have a bone to pick with you, it's because of something I experienced myself.

Like, say, for instance, you hypothetically ordered a ten-pack roll of toilet paper back in March when there was nary a square to spare.

Let's say, for example and completely imaginary-like, that you panicked when all the TP dried up in your area and, in a move of desperation, you sent in an Amazon order for that, a bunch of bleach products, and as many disposable gloves you could find online. 

And, perhaps then you were told you could get all your stuff, but it wouldn't come in until mid-May --- or so.

Which is all fine, even at the elevated price and for an exorbitant shipping charge, if, in fact, you receive what you ordered.

But when you order comes in from China and the rolls would fit in Barbie's RV -- now I'm a little irritated with the old Red Dragon, Capisce?

I mean, look at those rolls! Just to give you an idea of how flipping small they are, check out one of regular size plus one of jumbo size (um, both made in 'Murica, home of the Charmin bears, you dig?) on top of them.

Really, China? NOT COOL.

Luckily, the folks at Angel Soft have me covered - um, literally. As for those teeny, tiny rolls? I'm using them for flossing and paper cuts and leg-shaving nicks and what not. Well, I mean, that's what I used them for ... they lasted about three days here in the people's republic of "I need more than two squares at a time", a'ight?

Hang in there, y'all; Cottonelle and Quilted Northern are ON it. 

​#KeepSmiling #TPGate #WeGotThis #Laugh #Pray #Peace

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